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"Polar" Review - Netflix's Bloody Caper Is No John Wick

An old assassin was about to retire, when he was rehired to complete a job one last time. Little did he know, the task to finish was the job itself.

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- Photo from JoBlo

Cold-Blooded

Based on a graphic novel of the same name by Victor Santos, Polar follows a fearsome Duncan Vizla, formerly known as Kaiser Black, a hitman hired under a company called Damocles. Just like in the webtoon, Vizla was setting up for his retirement, when his confidant, Vivian (Katheryn Winnick), contacted him to report a series of murders, seemingly targeting past hitmen who were about to receive their retirement paycheck.

Distancing himself from the clutter, Vizla refused the offer but was later convinced to do the deed. Later, he was given the information about the supposed culprit but was surprised to find out that he was being targeted instead. Amidst the looming threat, he decided to go after his executioners instead and despite his age, some things just doesn't rust that fast.

Just Rolling With It

Let me get this straight, Polar is no John Wick. The movie does give you a wink and bits and pieces of obvious homage to past genre of the same blood, but really, director Jonas Ã…kerlund gives you a mosaic of action bloody tropes and wants you to not take his film seriously.

From the opening sequence itself, you already get a taste of the Ã…kerlund appetizer — a highly-stylized hullabaloo with full fluff teenage horniness. Early on, you get a sense of watching a Lady Gaga music video and true enough, Ã…kerlund's portfolio includes a number of the mother monster's music videography such as Telephone, Paparazzi and so much more.

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- Photo from Slanted

Half of the way, the movie starts to actually get to the point and we see Mads Mikkelsen as Kaiser Black, as brooding and dashing as ever, strolling the streets, fetching his groceries, getting himself used to the mundane routine of an everyday person. He even tried to pet a pug but ended up killing it in the process because despite his attempts, his murder instinct doesn't change with age.

If anything, this movie knows how to pull off an entertaining killing spree. From the gruesome kills to the angsty teenager rhetorics, Ã…kerlund wants you to fear his villains. On the side, we are also introduced to Camille (Vanessa Hudgens), whose depressed and weak demeanor instantly tells you that she is probably going to be an emotional blackhole aka a massive liability to the plot.

The story was not some cut-throat Shakespearean poetry and clearly it wasn't trying to be. Instead, the narrative just paves the way for a gut-wrenching whiplash to highlight Mads Mikkelsen's badassery, regardless of how messy it was and it works. The other characters were just confetti — a group of dispensble people; easily replaceable.

Let's Be Reel

With all futile things considered, this movie is enjoyable. It's like a bag of popcorn that had too much salt in it — not healthy to consume but hey, be my guest.

Polar is not for everyone, but once you shut off your inner critic, you'll start to make sense of it. 


7/10
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